Archive for February, 2012

For Lexophiles (Lovers Of Words)

Posted: February 2, 2012 in Fun with words

1.   A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2.   A will is a dead giveaway.
3.   A backward poet writes inverse.
4.   In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
5.   If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
6.   With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
7.   Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
8.   You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
9.   Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
10. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
11. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
12. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
13. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
14. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
15. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
16. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
17. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
18. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
19. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

Hope you had a good chuckle.