Fun With Language

Posted: July 19, 2012 in Fun with words
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Let’s redefine some words:

 1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.                           
                                                                           
 2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has   
 gained.                                                                   
                                                                           
 3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.       
                                                                                                                                              
 4. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a 
 nightgown.                                                                

 5. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.                                
                                                                           
 6. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been   
 run over by a steamroller.                                                
                                                                           
 7. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.                          
                                                                           
 8. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.                         
                                                                           
 9. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
                                                                                                                                      
 10. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.                             
                                                                           
 11. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

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