Fun With Language

Posted: July 26, 2012 in Fun with words
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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME (but make me laugh)!

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… but it”s only a “penny for your thoughts”?  Where’s that extra penny going to?

What disease did cured ham actually have? 

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours? 

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV? 
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 
 
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”? 

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