Fun With Language

Posted: August 16, 2013 in Fun with words
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Considering that we are having a dispute over two airlines merging, here are some fantasy mergers to chuckle over:

Polygraph records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler. It would be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey I’m Home

Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining = Mine, All Mine

Knotts Berry Farm & National Organization of Women = Not NOW (notice the all caps emphasis)

Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple Computer  = Crab Apple computer

Swissair & Cheesborough-Ponds – Swisscheese

Zippo Manufacturing & Audi & Dafasco & Dakota Mining = Zip Audi Do Da

Of course we could also speculate as to what kinds of products would result from these weird couplings but that’s a topic for another blog!

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