Fun With Language

Posted: February 4, 2016 in Fun with words
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Some puns to make you laugh:

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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