Fun With Words

Posted: June 7, 2018 in Fun with words

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

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