Fun with words

Posted: January 24, 2019 in Fun with words
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Ed: “Last I saw you were sitting on your lawn mower, crying your eyes out.”

Fred: “I was just going through a rough patch.”

 

Q: “Are those cowboys still saying they didn’t rob the glue factory?”

A: “They’re sticking to their guns!”

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