Posts Tagged ‘doctors’

The Supreme Court is in the midst of a debate over Obama’s Health Care bill. A friend sent me this a while back when the government was giving out bailouts. Just replace “bailouts” with “healthcare” and doesn’t it describe the current controversy?

Doctors have also taken a position on bailouts. The Allergists voted to
scratch it, the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves,
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists
thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt
they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists
considered the idea shortsighted. The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead
body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!” The Psychiatrists
thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through
it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons
said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.” The Podiatrists thought it
was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no!

Who says doctors don’t have a sense of humor!