Posts Tagged ‘headlines’

Let’s have a laugh…After reading these wouldn’t you say that proofreading is a dying art?

“Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers”
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
“Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over”
What a guy!
“Miners Refuse to Work after Death”
No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so’s!
“Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant”
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
“If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile”
Ya think?!
“Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges”
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?

Fun With Language

Posted: March 14, 2013 in Fun with words

This news headline appeared on my Yahoo home page:

Search for missing in Ark. flood could take weeks

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