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The trouble with homonyms:

“Sam shows up at a revival meeting, seeking help. ‘I need you to pray for my hearing,’ he tells the preacher.

The preacher puts his fingers on Sam’s ears and prays and prays. When he’s done, he asks, ‘How’s your hearing now?’

‘I don’t know,’ says Sam. ‘I don’t go to court till next Tuesday.’ James Hoskin in Readers Digest Laugh section