“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died” – Erma Bombeck |
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died” – Erma Bombeck |
National Poetry Month has arrived and these last 2 weeks are filled with lots of poetry related activities:
Here is another quote about the internet from a most unlikely source, Pope Francis:
“The internet, in particular, offers immense possibilities for encounter and solidarity. If used wisely it is something truly good. A gift from God.”
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro – what a rip off!
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
“How high does a wall have to be to shut the internet out?” – Hillary Clinton