Archive for January, 2016

Quote of the Week

Posted: January 28, 2016 in Quotes
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“We have a mission to others – to add to their cheer.” – J.R. Miller

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Fun With Language

Posted: January 22, 2016 in Fun with words
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Here are some puns to make you groan!

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.  
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Quote of the Week

Posted: January 20, 2016 in Quotes
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“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” – Katherine Hepburn

This excerpt appeared in the December 2015 issue of Oprah magazine’s section on gifts that matter:

“…my grandfather Nehemiah’s Talmud, which he brought from Russia. He held the book so many times that there is an imprint of his palm on the cover.

My grandfather died before I could know him, but when I touch that palm print, it feels like I’m taking his hand.” – Mark Nepo

Could you ever say that about a Kindle or a tablet or an iPad?

“ I didn’t plan this year. The year happened because I didn’t give up.”– Lady Gaga on her successful year of 2015 in her interview in the December 12, 2015 issue of Billboard magazine

Fun With Language

Posted: January 7, 2016 in Fun with words
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As seen on sweat shirts in the Signals catalog:

iTired – There’s a nap for that.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. – It was tense.

Romaine calm and carrot on.

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

I have CDO. It’s like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order, as they should be.

Quote of the Week

Posted: January 4, 2016 in Quotes
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Winter came down to our home one night quietly pirouetting in on silvery-toed slippers of snow, and we, we were children once again.” – Bill Morgan Jr.