Quote of the Week

“We have a mission to others – to add to their cheer.” – J.R. Miller

Fun With Language

Here are some puns to make you groan!

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.  
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Quote of the Week

“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” – Katherine Hepburn

Only a book can talk to you over time!

This excerpt appeared in the December 2015 issue of Oprah magazine’s section on gifts that matter:

“…my grandfather Nehemiah’s Talmud, which he brought from Russia. He held the book so many times that there is an imprint of his palm on the cover.

My grandfather died before I could know him, but when I touch that palm print, it feels like I’m taking his hand.” – Mark Nepo

Could you ever say that about a Kindle or a tablet or an iPad?

Quote of the Week

“ I didn’t plan this year. The year happened because I didn’t give up.”– Lady Gaga on her successful year of 2015 in her interview in the December 12, 2015 issue of Billboard magazine

Fun With Language

As seen on sweat shirts in the Signals catalog:

iTired – There’s a nap for that.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. – It was tense.

Romaine calm and carrot on.

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

I have CDO. It’s like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order, as they should be.

Quote of the Week

“Winter came down to our home one night quietly pirouetting in on silvery-toed slippers of snow, and we, we were children once again.” – Bill Morgan Jr.