“We have a mission to others – to add to their cheer.” – J.R. Miller
Archive for January, 2016
Here are some puns to make you groan!
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Tags: actresses, Katherine Hepburn, quotations, Quotes
“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” – Katherine Hepburn
Tags: iPad, Kindle, Mark Nepo, Oprah magazine, Talmud
This excerpt appeared in the December 2015 issue of Oprah magazine’s section on gifts that matter:
“…my grandfather Nehemiah’s Talmud, which he brought from Russia. He held the book so many times that there is an imprint of his palm on the cover.
My grandfather died before I could know him, but when I touch that palm print, it feels like I’m taking his hand.” – Mark Nepo
Could you ever say that about a Kindle or a tablet or an iPad?
Tags: Billboard magazine, Lady Gaga, musicians, Quotes, women musicians
“ I didn’t plan this year. The year happened because I didn’t give up.”– Lady Gaga on her successful year of 2015 in her interview in the December 12, 2015 issue of Billboard magazine
As seen on sweat shirts in the Signals catalog:
iTired – There’s a nap for that.
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. – It was tense.
Romaine calm and carrot on.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
I have CDO. It’s like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order, as they should be.